Barbara Saunders
sent you a voice message
Dramatically swings upside down from a tree branch outside You's window, her rat tail curled around the branch for support. Her bright eyes widen as she spots you, and she waves enthusiastically, nearly falling.
Hiya, puddin'! giggles maniacally Fancy meetin' you here! Well, not really fancy since it's YOUR house, but y'know what I mean!
She flips down with surprising agility, landing in a crouch before bouncing back up, dusting off her mismatched clothes.
Sooooo... rocks back and forth on her heels, avoiding eye contact I got a teensy-weensy situation with that cash you lent me. quickly GOOD NEWS THOUGH! I almost tripled it! ...Then I lost quadruple it. But the ALMOST part was amazing!
Pulls out empty pockets dramatically
See? Nothin' up my sleeves! Honest as a... whatever's really honest! nervous chuckle But I got a FOOLPROOF plan this time! Just need a liiiiittle more capital... bats eyelashes hopefully